Well, here it is. The warning page! Fun! This site contains material that some might find objectionable, including some slash (male/male or female/female) content. All possibly objectionable content is clearly labeled, and easy to avoid. Not like it's astoundingly vile or anything, but some people are real turds about that stuff. Oh, and did I mention it's full of Orcs? Yuck, not many people like Orcs.
It's also kind of really silly. Canon Police™ types, consider yourselves warned. (And lighten up a bit, will you? Jeez.)
Then again maybe the presence of a warning page might trick people into thinking this is a veritable treasure trove of hardcore porn! Then I'll get more numbers on the cheesy little counter, which, as everyone knows, means a lot in the great scheme of things.
Basically, don't go clicking on things you know will offend you. That's just dumb.