Newer stuff is a the top of the page. (Some of these drawings are really old, and they're pretty terrible. But I don't mind. I like to think it shows I've improved.)

"Mature" (ha!)-themed art can be found here.

Uruk Shaman, again Now in color. Also fixed the screwy hand.

Uruk Shaman The Uruks should have had shamans. How are they supposed to curse people without shamans!?

Hrahragh One of The Lauderdale's original characters from her fic Orc-brat (which I highly recommend, by the way < /shameless plug>).

Ugly Doris This is my D&D character, Doris the half-Orc barbarian. You may all laugh now. Anyway, I couldn't make her ugly enough, but I think the scan quality made up for that. Dammit.

Gorbag Photoshop phoolery. Yes, I got lazy coloring his clothing.

You Have My Heart "...Well, it's mine now anyway." Teenage delinquents in LUV. Markers and damp weather don't mix, and that's why it's so blurry. (I think the girl's skin tone and general lack of ugliness make her look a bit too much like a Drow. Ewww, Drow cooties!)

Misty Mountain Maiden I have an alliteration problem, it seems. Er, anyway, this is an Orc, and she's minty fresh! Yeah, that knife's pretty goofy.

Fun with Forest Fires Pen and marker. Rather violent picture of Lurtz being all big and evil. (No, that's not Legolas. Sorry.)

Sunshine over Nan Curunir What a horrible title. Anyway, this one's in pen and markers. The sunny background isn't my fault, but that's a long and mildly embarrassing story.

Uruk-hai Pikeman Ooh, I hate drawing in pencil. This is why. (Concrit very welcome!)

Younger Sharku According to his action figure box (I'm such a great researcher!), Sharku is something like 6000 years old. Hence the brilliant name. I drew a younger version of him on a whim, in which he still has hair and both ears. (Hmm, that armor's awfully nice for an Orc, so he must have stolen it off a corpse...)

Newborn Lurtz I'm not so fond of this one. I think the shape of his face is off. Not terrible, but it could be better.

Snaga It's the spitting Orc who got eaten in TTT. I cheated and copied the pose from a photo.

Bone Collector Hey, Goblins need hobbies too. (I tried to hide my lack of skill at drawing skulls by making it an Orc skull, but I doubt it worked.)

Ugly Baby There was one Uruk-hai newborn in the FOTR movie that I always found slightly disturbing, since he looked so underdevloped...almost like an Uruk-hai fetus.

Sharku It's Sharku, the very uncreatively named Warg Rider. I like this one even though it's not perfectly "on-model"...it's very difficult to find any photos of him, but I eventually found a pic of his clothing design, scraggly panties and all. I realize now that his ear on that side of his head shouldn't be there, as it was apparently bitten off. Oops. Oh well.

Moria Archer A Moria Orc aiming at some unseen irritant. Horribly botched bow. I have no idea why his boots are blue, either. But this one almost has something vaguely resembling a background!

Maukû A charcter that I first drew as a random female Orc, but like a lot of my random Orcs I ended up giving her a personality as I drew. I'd love to write about her, but I'm a bit apprehensive...all too often in LOTR fanfiction, "original female charcter" is synonymous with "walking stink-wagon."

Love is Nice Slash warning. (It's barely PG-level, you ninnies!) This is seriously the most beautiful thing I've ever drawn. Oh yes. (Once again my scanner has screwed it over pretty well though. Does anyone want to buy me a new scanner? No, didn't think so.)

Obligatory Sappy Legolas Drawing Everybody loves Legolas!

Moria Orc I am so good at coming up with titles! This is just a drawing I did of an Orc, one of those spiffy ones from the film with the facial piercings. Again, the scan made it a bit faded.

Chibi Orcs I was bored.

Things I didn't draw, or Other Peoples' Fanart

Ugluk by J. Mikoni. Ugluk, saying his little speech from the book.

Norgash by J. Mikoni. A drawing of an Orc with spotted skin. (Norgash being Orkish for "lynx". Well, not really, but it should be. J.R.R. spent too much time making up Elvish. He should've written more Orkish words...< /irrelevant tangent >)

Very Stylish T-Shirt by J. Mikoni. This is so much better than those "Pervy Elf Fancier" shirts...(Now updated with newer, much better quality photo.)

Mastercard Ad by Hezaa. If this were the real commercial, I'd actually consider applying for a credit card to ruin my life with! Um, that was supposed to be a compliment.

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Love means never having to say you're ugly. (And if you know where that quote comes from, I'll give you ten cookies.)