Writings

Hey, if you've got a fanfic about Orcs, why not submit it? Guidelines are on the FAQ page. (Anything with the name BondageOrc attached is all my fault, so yell at me about it. Comments about others' stories should be sent to their respective authors.)

In a feeble attempt to be a responsible webmaster, NC-17 fiction has been moved to its own page.

Horrors by Me!

Lurtz in Love (R) Slash, Parody, ~~WIP~~. You want a summary? I deserve to be shot for writing this. There's your summary. (If you got here through the link on So Wrong, then yes, this is the Frightful Experiment.) Now completed! Um, hooray?

BondageOrc's Happy Fic Guide: LOTR Fic the easy way!
(PG-13) What do you mean, this is a lousy guide? You're just jealous. It's great advice. Trust me, I've been published - on the internet, no less!

<So You Suck at Writing: The Happy Fanart Guide<
(PG-13)Yes, I'm afraid so. This is the illustrious sequel to the Happy Fic Guide. Love it, hate it, but whatever you do, don't take it seriously.

Gutless
(PG-13) A tiny vignette in which Saruman ponders his unrequited love...well, I suppose "love" really isn't the word I'm looking for here. Saruman/Lurtz. Short and squicky.

Rest For the Wicked
(PG-13) Mildly slashy movieverse drabble. The couple that slays together, stays together...Lurtz and Ugluk share a moment.

Guest Authors

Insanity With a Couple of Uruk-Hai Sisters by J. Mikoni
(R) Humor. With a title like that, what more can I say?

Through the Eyes of an Orc by samus18
(G) This is from Shagrat's POV. Basically reflects his thoughts when evil lost and the ring was destroyed.