Welcome to my rather poorly designed website! If you like Orcs (and seriously, who doesn't?) and you're very easily amused, why not waste a few minutes of your life here?
Things to be found here:
The Lurtz Shrine: An amazing page of wonder, dedicated to that manliest and most pointless of Orcs. Because he's uh...pretty on the inside. Yeah.
Other Orcs: A section about Orcs that are not Lurtz. Most Orcs aren't.
Art & Writings: Pretty self-explanatory, I hope.
Gallery: Orc pictures from the Lord of the Rings movies. Keen!
Adopt An Orc: Happy little pixelated chibi-Orcs (and one wizard). No, I don't know why either.
Other Stuff: Mostly silly graphics (LiveJournal icons, etc.) at the moment.
Links: Get out while you still can!
FAQ: You know what they say: Ask a stupid question...
Guestbook: Praise me with great praise. Or throw broken bottles and rotten fruit.
Things you will not find here:
Li'l kawaii woobie Hobbit nummies
Bees
Your missing sock
06/02/06 - Not dead yet! One clean drawing, and one stupid filthy one!
02/07/06 - New wallpaper (thanks Marie!) and another drawing.
10/16/05 - New art in the gen section.
09/18/05 - Lurtz gets humiliated again in the mature fanart...and no whining, there's some not-Lurtz art on the way, honest.
08/10/05 - More ROTK photos added. Fixed a few broken/outdated links, too.
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